i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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