Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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