3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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