Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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