so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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