i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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