So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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