I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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