Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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