can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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