Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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