i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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