i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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