dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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