make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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