hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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