corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
where are my eyebrows?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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