im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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