Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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