Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My penis needs a shock collar
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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