And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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