was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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