Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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