Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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