apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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she peed on how many people?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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