I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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