so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It's never too late to be topless.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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