Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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