It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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