the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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