that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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