I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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