Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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