You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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