so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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