Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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