if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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