Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
ugly people sure do ruin things
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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