hell yes lets make some ravioli
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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