Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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