Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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