sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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