Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
We left an ass print on the piano.
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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