If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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