We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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