White coat. Heels.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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