She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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