But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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