Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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