The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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