It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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